Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Happy Taiwan Anniversary to Me

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Well friends, it’s been a while since my last entry. I keep meaning to write, and I have lots of good things I want to put down. But you know how it is…if you don’t do it when you have the idea, it doesn’t get done. Except for the rare occasions when it DOES get done. But that’s only when we are on our best behavior.
I wanted to write a blog entry for my one year anniversary in Taiwan. Yes, that’s right. I am on year TWO in Taiwan. Far away across the big black sea. That country which all those strange toys at the “Q” Mart come from. That land of chopsticks, that country, right? It’s OK, I didn’t even know where it was before I came here.
So happy anniversary to me.  I arrived here last year on September 9th. Last Sunday was the Mid-Autumn Festival:中秋節 (Jong Cho Chie). That marks my second here in this country. The lunar calender is really something. Literally, exactly on the day of the Mid Autumn Festival, the temperature dropped. Significantly. Autumn is truly here. Although no leaves will fall to the ground in this place that on the worst of days is wet and cold or unbearably humid and hot and on the best of days…well, like anywhere else on the best of days but with more intense sunlight.
They say the excitement fades and your life abroad becomes normal after a while. Not for me. At lest several times a week, I remind myself, or am reminded just how cool it is that I am living in a foreign country. I find myself walking into Chinese buffets and having conversations in Chinese. We’re not talking about world politics, but you get the drift. And I don’t care how bad my Chinese is or how little I know. That’s not the point. The point is that never in my life did I EVER once think that I would speak ANY Chinese EVER. Yet here I am and I am immensely proud of the 100 or so words that I pronounce, albeit probably incorrectly. I can even read like 40 or so characters now. That only leaves about 2,960 that I don’t know. But on rare occasion, there is a whole sign I can read or pick out parts of. And sometimes I can infer the meaning from the other characters in context. So that’s pretty cool.
There are days when I really realize how different this place is. Like I just was standing in my loft today and looking at my stuff and just thinking, wow…I am REALLY out of place here. Because I brought my American mentality with me. I mean my room now is familiar like my room at home. So I feel familiar here. And locals get a dose of me daily. The truth is, Taiwanese people are just A LOT different than Americans. Not in a bad way. But it’s something I must remember frequently.
This difference, however, affords with it a sort of exotic air. We have here what is sometimes called “foreigners charm”. People like to practice their English and just think we're generally cool and exotic. So that has lots of perks. However, people kind of stare at us blankly when we talk to them (or just in general) which can get annoying. Of course, it is difficult for them to understand us because of the language rift. But part of it is the way they are educated. For example, many Taiwanese people can write English very well, but they can’t speak it much at all. They are petrified of failure. They are taught traditionally in a very teacher-centered way where you get lectured to and you regurgitate the information on a test. This is so cliché as an example for the difference between Asia and America, but it has turned out to be much more true than I ever could have imagined.
Taiwanese education decidedly lacks any training in critical analysis or creative, “outside the box” thinking. However, their copying skills are phenomenal. They are visual arts whizzes. I gave worksheets out to a first grade class. The following week they were instructed to finish them. Of course a few kids lost them and I forgot to bring more. Well I told a kid to copy it from his neighbor. He begins to copy the tiny bubble letters exactly as written. It was astoundingly accurate. Remember, he is 7 years old. This is the age during which if a child writes his/her name in red crayon the paper will look like a murder scene. OK, that’s an exaggeration. But listen, when they colored the paper in, 90% of them colored exactly in the lines. I mean these things were beautiful. Anyway, I was impressed.
As further evidence of my assertion that Taiwanese education is teacher centered, I proffer this example: One of my colleagues teaches a high school class. He wants them to think outside the box and to answer questions in class. He is always in the kids’ faces asking “why am I asking you to answer this question?” or “what’s the point of this exercise?”. You know, “big picture” questions. Anyway, the kids always just stone-face him. I guess that’s not really a-typical for high-school kids, but here’s the kicker. The teacher asks “come on, don’t any of your teachers ask you why you’re learning this stuff!?”. A kid finally speaks up and says rather aggressively “No! They don’t! Sometimes they lecture on topics for 3 days (without any interacton).” Three separate classes on the same topic with no variance in teaching style. There you have it.
I can vouch for the ability of Chinese (Taiwanese) authority figures to talk and talk. I attended a professional development (PD) ceremony for teachers. It was all in Chinese. The principal talked at us for literally two and a half hours without pause while flipping power-point slides about some teaching strategy. Then we had to make up some strategies in the group. Everyone of my Taiwanese colleagues were desperately flipping through the literature to find the “correct answer”. The trouble is, this was a brainstorming activity. They were stumped. I said, “here, just give it to me”. Because I knew this “new strategy” was really nothing new but yet another theory from on high that 1) has already been said before in a different way, and 2) has very little real world application. Which would make it no different from any other of my PD sessions in at any school I’ve ever worked at.
Then we had a break. Then we had to listen for another 2 hours straight.
Luckily, I brought my trusty macbook with a downloaded version of Elie Wiesel’s Night. I finished more than half of the entire book at the PD and finished the rest later that night. A harrowing read. A harrowing PD session.
And now is the time that I will bid you goodnight as this blog entry has also become harrowingly long.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Taiwan Shuffle

Here is a term I have invented and defined here..."the Taiwan shuffle": the process of changing jobs in Taiwan as a foreigner, often involving some type of extortion, malice , ill will, or some other illegal form of coercion from your previous employer for no other reason than you don't want to work there anymore and they don't want you to leave.
So, for a while there, things were nice and settled. Of course, there comes a time, when the proverbial s*** has to hit the fan again. If you've ever lived in a foreign country, or are currently living in a foreign country, you know how you can fall through the legal "cracks". Now, I should say, my problem is child's play compared to some other problems others have faced here, and probably also compared to basically ALL of the problems for individuals trying to immigrate the USA. As I'm sure most of you are aware, post 9-11 USA is one of the meanest, most xenophobic nations on Earth. But that's beside the point. So my situation was that I found a new, better job and wanted to leave my other contract early.

Fun fact: here in Taiwan(probably elsewhere too), you must be released from your job. You can quit, but the documents you need to get your new work permit must come from your previous employer. No documents, no job. End of story. Now you wouldn't assume that an employer would be so petty as to deny your documents when you've quit your job. Also, given the fact that it is illegal, you would think that they wouldn't do it. HOWEVER, it seems that it is almost standard operating procedure here for that to happen. If you are a Buxiban worker, you are protected from this because the Council of Labor Affairs can force the employer to give the documents. As a public school teacher, you must take your employer to civil court to obtain the documents, which basically defeats the purpose of quitting for another job, since you won't be getting your new work permit in time to actually work.
Anyway, I was trying to leave this situation nicely, giving over a month's notice. And my oh my, let me tell you how the merry circle jerk of misinformation and passing the buck began.




  • EVERYONE tells you something different. I don't want to get into every nitty-gritty detail. Suffice it to say that I couldn't take anyone's word for anything. Even if you call the labor office, they tell you different things every time. Basically, for the last month, I have been calling the labor office, immigration, my new school, their recruiters, the council of labor affairs, my old school, and their consultants over, and over, and over, and over, and over again. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE F*** THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. I consulted a municipal lawyer AND a private lawyer just to obtain a clear understanding of where I fall under the law and what is the best course of action to quit my job and not get screwed. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS QUIT AND GO TO A NEW JOB. I actually ended up reading ALL of the related Taiwanese labor laws, chapter for chapter, and actually quoted the chapter and sub-paragraph that my school was in violation of to my school in order to get them to move. Scumbags. That's all I have to say.
  •  Now I have the distinct pleasure of paying the one month salary termination penalty which I'm still trying to get out of, but it doesn't look good. Of course after I got the documents from the old school, I had the pleasure of wrangling with the massive pile of paperwork from the new school and going back and forth between the offices to find out what is actually needed, because, as I said, NOBODY knows.
  •  Anyway, I have FINALLY applied for my new work permit and eagerly await the beginning of my new job teaching General music at a private school for grades k-12. Should be great. The new job is closer, more professional, in my field, and it pays better :). Signed another contract that goes until July, and I intend to keep it! In all fairness, I did work 9 full months at my old school. My new school even counted it as a step on the pay scale, since it is basically a full school year.
  • Now I would be remiss here if I didn't mention Judy. I wasn't really the one calling the offices. Although I did make calls, Judy made an equal amount, perhaps more on my behalf, acting as translator and liaison. She actually went to the labor offices on several occasions to talk to the lawyer. Judy is my girlfriend now for about three months. She speaks five different languages fluently and is just all around awesome. It would have proven exceedingly difficult to do all this without her help since even when people claim to speak English, they very rarely speak well enough for it not to be a tremendous hassle.
 Well anyway, my life in Taiwan has not gone at all how I expected it to! I'm now on my fourth job in a calendar year. I have moved up the ladder since I've been here and now I am at one of the best jobs you can be at as a foreign teacher. I've made some great friends, I'm playing lots of music, and I got a great girl. Taiwan issued me a beating, but you can't hold Sloppy down! I'm back on top, again! Looking forward to getting some money in the bank and coming home to visit next July. But who knows, with the way things have gone here, nothing is certain!

PS...if you are a foreigner in Taiwan, or you are planning to come to Taiwan and you need to know about legal stuff, I can answer a good many questions. I am now reasonably more well versed in Taiwanese labor and immigration law than probably a majority of people here!

http://argentinagringos.blogspot.com/2011/11/paperwork-tramites.html
-This guy writes about his experience in Argentina with paperwork...same thing I'm talking about...I'm sure it's the same the world over.